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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Guest what in the butt

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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