- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Pull my finger ouch..

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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