- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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