"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Women's rights

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What's big and white?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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