What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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