A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Women have the right to vote.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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