What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Help I'm being raped!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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