what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Mitt Romney penis

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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