Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

19th amendment

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

The Game.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

bitches be crafty.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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