- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Women's rights

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

I am on a escalator.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Hello

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

How old is your mom? Old.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

a potato flew around my room

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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