Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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