Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Civil Rights.

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obama's promises

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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