- Anti Joke

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Land Rovers

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Spell: “This word”

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!