- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Hi my name is Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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