Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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whats a willy? -brock

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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The Pope

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Women's rights.

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