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An English man walks into a pub.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Male penises.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Women have the right to vote.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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