- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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