what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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knock knock come in

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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poo

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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tea with milk?

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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