What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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