- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Comedy.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

obama leadership

your father died

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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