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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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