Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Women's Rights.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Women's rights...

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

The Bible

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What's 4+7 47

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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