- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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