Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Weiner

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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