- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Joey mayer's face

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

God is real

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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