Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

I enjoy anal.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

123 Main street

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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