- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fart+fart=poop

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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