What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Mrs. Welsh

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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