What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Womens rights.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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