What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

How did th-A fridge.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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