two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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