your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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