- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Knock knock, Come in...

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

WNBA

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

hit the thumbs down button

i saw your mom, i said hi

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??