Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

thumb_up thumb_down +2

theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

thumb_up thumb_down

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

thumb_up thumb_down

Dancing Potatoe!

thumb_up thumb_down

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

thumb_up thumb_down

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

thumb_up thumb_down

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did I do last night?work

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops