Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Not Steve Jobs

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JEWS

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alert("The Game");//

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no

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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