Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Obamacare haters

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Michael Brown

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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