- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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