- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

This is not a joke.

What looks like a dick? A penis

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

What's brown and sticky? Shit

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

the real mccoy

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

dislike this...please.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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