A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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