Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Good boy

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What's wrong with woman Everything

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

black people

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Toaster

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...