Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Proof reading

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Justin Beiber

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Wade's the father

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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fkda

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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