What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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I'm banging your sister.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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twilight

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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