What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Chicken

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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the asian kid gets an F

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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