Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Joe Biden

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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