- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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