Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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