What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Lil Wayne

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Yes

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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