Yo Momma is not fat.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Detroit has a low crime rate

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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