Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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