- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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