Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

God is real.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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